Kids Visit Margaritaville

Get used to it kids - you're the reason the teachers had the hooch on the premises in the first place!

Brooklyn's marching to a faster pace

"Mel Brooks will shoot the film version of his hit Broadway musical 'The Producers' at a new movie studio in the Brooklyn Navy Yard."

Actually, it's a film version of the Broadway version of a film!

Lenny Kravitz 'Just Getting Through'

I've always like Lenny Kravitz's music and I am relieved to see that his latest album is not political in nature, unlike recent offerings by the Beastie Boys and John Fogerty. I wanted to support those artists but they're blathering on about how much they don't like my guy in the white house, so it's no dough for those do-dos.

Kerry Taps Controversial Elian Attorney

I love it when Dems move from one land mine to the next:

"The Miami Herald reported Saturday that 'a lawyer unpopular with many Cuban Americans for his role in the Elian Gonzalez case will help prepare John Kerry for the upcoming presidential debate to be held at the University of Miami.'

"That lawyer's name is Gregory Craig, a well-connected Washington attorney who represented Elian Gonzalez's father.

"Craig worked closely with the Cuban government and Attorney General Janet Reno to gain custody of little Elian."

Thank you Miami Herald!