"Living well is the best revenge." --George Herbert

Saturday, December 27, 2003

The hills are alive...

How does a film owned by Fox air on ABC under the banner The Wonderful World of Disney? When Disney owns the network, that's when. Sound is a classic, and it cemented the lovely Julie Andrews as a star after her turn in Mary Poppins, a Disney flick to be sure. I'm sorry I missed it tonight.

Here's a bit of trivia: Screenwriter Ernest Lehman also penned the very un-Disney-like Black Sunday, Family Plot, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, North by Northwest and The Sweet Smell of Success, along with Somebody Up There Likes Me, and the musicals The King and I, West Side Story and Hello Dolly.

My suicide thoughts over porn - Townshend

The whole Pete Townshend child pornography unplesantness has faded, thankfully. I was sorry as the next person - perhaps more so, as I am a die-hard Who fan - to read the account, but I'm willing to believe Townshend and hive him the benefit of my deep doubts. Now i'm glad teh matter was dropped, as Townshend was obviously shaken by the whole episode. One thing is clear: he has a messed up head and needs serious therapy. If he never writes another note but lives the rest of his life happy, most folks would understand.

Kerry Says Dean Has No Chance Vs. Bush

A verbal left-hook from John F:

"'What kind of muddled thinking is it if you can't instantly say that in your heart you know that bin Laden is guilty?' Kerry asked. 'After every episode comes a statement trying to explain it away. Will Americans really vote for a foreign policy by clarifying press release?'"

I have to say, this is Kerry's best jab against Dean yet. Do I think Kerry can beat Dean? No. Do I think if Kerry somehow was nominated that he could beat Bush? No. Still, Kerry knocking Dean around is necessary. And fun to watch!

How Monty Python changed the world

Elvis Presley was a big fan. So were Hugh Hefner, George Harrison, Genesis and Led Zeppelin, to name those who bankrolled their theatrical films. Ossie Brown was not, and successfully had Life of Brian banned from Baton Rouge. But so what, home video was around the corner and everybody who wanted to would eventually see it. And the local PBS affiliate ran the original BBC series to death. Moreover, the world of comedy would absorb the influence of Monty Python - SNL, most obviously - even if precious little of what comes on the movie and TV screens bears any resemblance. This article is a nice blurb, as the remaining Pythons have published an autobiography.

Favorite Python bit: The Bishop!

MSN's Top 10 War Films

Humph. More like an anti-war war films list, as The Red Badge of Courage, M*A*S*H, All Quiet on the Western Front, Paths of Glory, Apocalypse Now and honorable mentions Platoon and The Deer Hunter are unquestioned entries in the liberal anti-canon, and Full Metal Jacket, Saving Private Ryan, and The Thin Red Line, are frequently cited in the same breath. John Wayne's The Sands of Iwo Jima is mentioned derisively at the outset. So I feel it necessary to post National Review Online's discussion of the same topic and post my own list, biased towards WWI:

1. Patton
2. The Longest Day
3. The Dirty Dozen
4. The Great Escape
5. Stalag 17
6. Sands of Iwo Jima (take that!)
7. Bridge on the River Kwai
8. Full Metal Jacket (it is a great film)
9. Tora! Tora! Tora!
10. Saving Private ryan

Honorable mentions: Zulu, Why We Fight (the best propaganda films ever), The Guns of Navarone, Casablanca (not really a true war movie, but a perfect movie), The Stranger, Is Paris Burning, The Train, PT 109, Bridge Too Far, The Battle of Britain, Where Eagles Dare, Das Boot, The Great Dictator, M*A*S*H, Von Ryan's Express, The Eagle has Landed, From Here To Eternity, Mister Roberts, Midway...too many more to mention.

More on the Death of Irony in Pop Culture

If you don't believe irony is dead, witness the five life-changing events of the high priest of irony, David Letterman:

1. September 11, 2001. (Destruction of life in his home town)
2. His heart attack and subsequent bypass surgery. (Redemption of his own life, escaping death.)
3. Fathering a child. (Renewal of life and his ability to replenish it.)
4. The first visit to our troops in Afghanistan, Christmas 2002. (transformation from detached ironic comic into someone who actually gives a shit about people.)
5. The second visit to our troops in Iraq, Christmas 2003. (Risking his own life a second time to affirm faith in others.)

In the pan of little over two years, Letterman has become less George Carlin or Fred Allen and more Bob Hope than he has ever been. A subsequent appearance on Oprah Winfery's show, if it goes off, will complete his transformation.

The other big sign of the death of irony is the emergence of emo in rock music. If that doesn't convimce you, nothing will.

A positive vision of America from the not too distant past

Today at Restoration Hardware, a store with a decidedly nostalgic bent, I purchased a beautiful book, The Good Citizen's Handbook : A Guide to Proper Behavior. It takes lessons for children on citizenship and good behavior from scouting manuals and other books of the middle third of the Twentieth Century. Quite simply, it contains a pretty fair approximation of my vision of what American life should be like.

It's likely the compiler Jennifer McKnight-Trontz was seeking to be ironic as this book was published in San Francisco, and her previous works include Yes You Can: Timeless Advice from Self-Help Experts and How to Be Popular. Yes, there is a humorous angle that is in keeping with the deconstructivist/postmodernist ironic detachment of the 1990s (think of the Church of the SubGenius).

Yet in this post-9/11 world, irony is officially dead. The snotty attitude of the Gen X "we're so hipper than suburbia" attitude has been replaced with a pining for simpler times. It has also produced a decided political shift in Gen X from apathy or anti-authoritarianism to a conservative point of view (or, in the case of those who totally bought into the detached lifestyle, an anger at it being taken away that now manifests itself in hatred of George W. Bush and support of Howard Dean or some other far-left nut-sense). Certainly that would have happened over time as age tends to soften the gut and harden the brain, and the siring of children alters one's world view irrevocably. The War on Terror makes us all wish for the days of Dick and Jane.

The beautiful illustrations and common sense of this little handbook speak of lessons that may be corny to us, but to children still apply. At the very least it asks a great question: how can my children be good citizens? As old-fashioned as it may seem, its a question still worth asking

Friday, December 26, 2003

Worst Moments in Education 2003:

I couldn't pass this one by:

"Wesleyan University in Connecticut now offers a 'Gender Blind' dormitory floor for incoming students who aren't sure what sex they are. Students who ask for the floor will have roommates appointed without regard to their sex, perceived or otherwise. The rooms will be set aside for transgender students, described as those students born with ambiguous genitalia or who don't identify with their physical sex."

John Wesley would be so proud.

Deconstructing Kwanzaa

This is all I'm going to say on the issue of this made-up holiday, preferring to let the referenced article speak for itself. I'm not hatin'. Peace.

Judge Not, All Ye Faithful

On the other hand there are the trial lawyers.

State of the Faith - Anno Domini, 2003"

Michael Novak says it all here:

"Altogether, the number of Christians in the world now amounts to one third or better of the human race, over two billion persons. And Christianity is the fastest-growing religion in the world.
...
"Faith, as Jews and Christians understand it, honors reason, nourishes it, embeds it in a context of nobility and purity, such that all are commanded to respect its autonomy within its own realm. When practitioners of these religions do not so honor science, as often they have not, their rejection can be proven wrong on these two religions' very own philosophical grounds. As practitioners of reason have committed sins against faith, so have practitioners of faith, against reason. If there were no inherent nobility in each, no sin against either would count for so much.

"The God of Christmas instructs us in zeal for the Light; that is, the unquenchable drive to know. This drive is the very root of the religious impulse, for through it, we question everything. We come to an indirect awareness of the infinite, and of the Light that would suffuse us with the intelligibility within all things, if only our minds were large enough to grasp it. In this way we come to be humbled, to approach in fear and wonder and awe, and with fierce desire. The consummation of unconditioned inquiry in unrestricted Light — we know darkly and indirectly, by reflection on our own striving — is what we were made for."

Ebenezer Was Right...or, how I became a compassionless conservative

The link on the front page of NRO said "It's time to think Ebenezer." At first I was put off by this, due to previous experiences, namely radio station owners who made full timers work on Christmas day under threats of being replaced by automation (which would eventually happen anyway.)

Alas, that was too personalized and off the mark. Instead, author Jennifer Nicholson Graham expounds on being taken advantage of during this season of giving. What may appear on the surface to be a cold rendering of one family's unfortunate tale is unfortunately an accurate account of a scenario happening all too often in our society. Let's call a spade a spade: any mother who would dye her four-year-old son's hair to more closely approximate that of Marshall Mathers is 100% Grade-A white trash.

Saving Warren G. Harding

(I don't have bloggerea. I know it's lazy to keep blogging about every MSNBC article I read, but I want to share these great articles that I have also read in local papers.)

Historians have assured us for decades that Warren G. Harding was the worst President in history. Not so fast says former White House aide John Dean. The man whose Watergate testimony is legendary in its detail has reached back to re-assess a much-maligned chief executive equally scandalous in his day. Notorious lib historian Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr., the editor of the book and friend to the conservative Dean, says ‘I don’t think Harding was a great president, but I don’t think he deserves to be called the worst. Other presidents — Buchanan, Hoover, Nixon — did much greater harm.’

Hmm, one less Republican to kick around! Maybe if we can rehabilitate either Hoover or Nixon then we'll be even in Schlesinger's eyes. Maybe not.

So many books, make the time

Here's my idea of a little slice of heaven on Earth - reading a book a week for a year.

'Jingle Bells' a Southern tune?

No wonder Jingle Bells doesn't mention Christmas...Pierpont was a Unitarian-Universalist pastor.

Alicia's Diary nabs Xmas week No. 1

A well-deserved #1, Alicia's record is as soulful as Al Green's latest.

Renee Zellweger defies expectation

With her Texas accent, she could read the phone book and I'd pay to see it.

Letterman visits soldiers in Iraq

Letterman is superior to Leno in so many ways. Dave is Steve Allen to Leno's Perry Como (Lawrence Welk was my initial comparison but that was too harsh), and his Late Show is closer to Johnny Carson than Leno's onw Tonight. Leno is more like Merv Griffin than the cutting Carson.

While Leno positions himself as a nice guy, in actuality he can be overly competitive and Machieavellian. It is well known in Hollywood that he and Jerry Seinfeld get together to watch tapes of other comedians and laugh at their supposed ineptitude, behavior that borders on the prickish.

Letterman never claimed to be a nice guy, yet for two Christmases in a row, he has entertained our troops amidst dangerous conditions. This year, Dave plunked himself down into the middle of Baghdad, a selfless act to be sure. Letterman had more to lose by going this year because the Iraqi capitol now is a more dangerous place than Afghanistan then, and Dave now has a little one at home. Still, he went and gave our boys a spirit-lifter. Bravo.

DVD on DVD

Kudos to my brother and his family for getting me a fantatstic DVD set for Christmas: The Dick Van Dyke Show - Season One! Quite simply, this program is the best classic sitcom in the history of the medium. This is where the situation comedy grew up and became smart. One of the most important sitcoms of the classic era which included I Love Lucy, The Honeymooners, Ozzie and Harriet, Father Knows Best...The Dick Van Dyke Show took elements of each. Carl Reiner's attempt at the family sitcom used the quirkiness of Ozzie and Harriet Nelson's show (an underrated program to this day) as a launching point. Not as high-wattage as the predominantly New Yorkish first two, not as soft as the more midwestern FKB, DVD was a perfect recipe of warmth and humor.

Two of my favorite episodes are on here: "The Twizzle" and the two-parter with Jerry Van Dyke guesting. The video is superlative, an unbelieveable transfer, as gorgeous as any B&W TV show has ever looked. The extras are fantatstic - original commercials, promos (one that aired during Password that has a card game motif..., commentary, previously deleted segments not seen since the original broadcast ("join us next week...") and even the pilot episode with Carl Reiner as Rob.

Can't wait to get season 2!

Thursday, December 25, 2003

Europe's problem is that it's barren

Great column from the Telegraph on Europe's so-called post-christian future. This secularism thing is out of control in Europe. With increased Muslim infiltration - a result of misguided doe-eyed immigration policy - its no wonder the former cultural center of the world is in ruins.

Mother Teresa: Love and Politics

Don't let the slogan "Principles for a postmodern era" scare you away, this is a fine article on Mother Teresa. Liberals hate her because "Mother Teresa did not seek political solutions to the problem of poverty in Calcutta..." or in other words, become a catalyst for the worldwide worker's revolution they clamor for. Therefore she must be cut down. Then again, that's all liberals care about anyway. The writer, Jayson Roehl, sees the great nun's higher ambitions and more noble outlook:

"In Mother Teresa's eyes, the poor most importantly needed love and compassion-—things that could not be guaranteed by private charity or government handouts. Even when social programs began to make inroads into Calcutta's poverty, Mother Teresa refused to let up. Though she recognized that food and housing provided by government programs were good, she knew that these programs could not supply what the poor needed most desperately...Mother Teresa knew that a destitute man who experienced love was far richer than a wealthy man cursed with loneliness."

Personally, I consider anyone who dumps on Mother Teresa to be worthy of violence inflicted against them from a fist. Forgive me, Lord Jesus, and give me the patience to resist doing so.

Catholic Pastors to Bishops: Treat Gays and Lesbians More Pastorally

The word "Pastoral" is code for liberals. It means that everyone is a little lamb lost in the woods, worthy of being patted on the hear and said "there, there. everything is going to be okay because I love you, little one." Frankly, that's the spiritual equivalent of prozac, nodding gently with a painted smile while the congregation leaves the flock to do its own thing. Its yet another sign of moral relativism, reflected in this revolt in Chicago.

Dig the nut-case comments beneath the article for an example of the great divide between liberals and conservatives in the church. Note again how liberals hurl epithets without regard to reality. Saying Mother Teresa was politically muscular is like saying the current Pope is a strong lap-swimmer.

Howard Dean: our man from Vermont

As usual, George Will hits one right out of the park just as he steps up to the plate. His column from earlier this month begins as such:

"Howard Dean is no fool. He is, however, not much of a thinker. His talk flows as rapidly as a mountain brook but is no deeper than one of those.

"He is the candidate of America's professorate and others whose strongest passion is as much aesthetic as political -- intellectual contempt for George W. Bush.

"But Dean's bantam-rooster pugnacity is not unlike Bush's shoulders-squared jauntiness that critics consider an enraging swagger. Bush's imperturbable certitude infuriates Dean's supporters because they believe it arises not from reflection but from reflex. Actually, Dean really resembles his supporters' idea of Bush."

The key difference: they disagree with GWB so how dare he be so confident - cocky - in his "wrongness". Typical patriarchal alpha-male in a society his privileged ilk dominates, blah-blah-blah.

By contrast, Dean isn't much of one, a rich doctor and political insider with a centrist background. The difference is, those who support him are so far to the left, so not like the rest of America, and so desperate to be a factor that he can earn their favor and fervor by lying to them. Now, it looks like Howie's going down south and is going to lie to us yokels and hope to do as well. Unlike doe-eyed northeastern liberals who ought to know better, we southerners aren't as dumb as we look.

Conversion on the Bike Path

Here's the story about Howard Dean, his religious beliefs, and the "path" he chose:

"In India, many people consider cows to be sacred. In Vermont, they worship bicycles.

How else to explain this exchange between Dean and ABC News's George Stephanopoulos last Sunday, after Dean was asked if he was raised Roman Catholic.

'No, raised Episcopalian, and I ended up as a Congregationalist,' Dean said.

Why did he become a Congregationalist?

'Because I had a big fight with a local Episcopal church about 25 years ago over the bike path. . . . We were trying to get the bike path built. They had control of a mile and a half of railroad bed, and they decided they would pursue a property right suit to refuse to allow the bike path to be developed.' "

Oh..ok.

DRUDGE® does it again

What a scoop: " Some passengers boarding Air France flight from Paris to Los Angeles 'intended to hijack it and crash land in Las Vegas', the WASHINGTON POST is planning to report in Page One leads on Friday, sources tell DRUDGE... officials said they 'remain suspicious about some passengers who did not show up at the airport to claim their seats on the ultimately aborted Flight 68 from Paris to Los Angeles. One of those who did not appear for the Christmas Eve flight apparently is a trained pilot'... Developing..."

Dean touts his Christianity

No shame. None.

Great Gift #1

Nat 'King' Cole's Classic Singles is a great four disc set of mighty musical moments. Admittedly, I would have preferred a complete singles collection because there are some missing tunes. Glaring omissions: "Lush Life" from 1949, an absolute smash. Also missing: Calypso Blues from 1950. Open Up The Doghouse (Two Cats Are Comin' In) his duet with Dean Martin from 1954. Any other Christmas songs besides "The Christmas Song". "All Over The World" from his country phase. "The Ballad of Cat Ballou" from the movie, which Nat is in. We could also quibble about B-Sides, which would include his version of "People." But all of this obscures the poitives of this set, and there are many. The truth of the matter is that we are lucky to have more Nat Cole gems released, given Capitol's complete mishanding of the King Cole catalogue. We're also lucky to have original mono mixes on CD 4, because Cap is given to remixing froim the original 3-track tapes. Don't get me wrong, I like stereo as much as the next man but to be true to the concept of a singles collection, we have to hear these songs as they were originally released, in their punchy, radio-ready mono mixes.

Reccomended for fans of classic crooning.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

The great song by Irving Berlin about pining for the snow-covered holiday of one's youth has little bearing on Louisiana. I recall one or two Christmases with flurries and very little accumulation. None of this matters a whip. Even with all of the circumstancial b-s, its still my favorite holiday simply because its inherently positive. My best to you and yours this day.

Wednesday, December 24, 2003

Mexico Bars U.S. Beef Over Mad Cow Scare

The homeland of Montezuma's Revenge bans U.S. beef. Another great example of the pot calling the kettle black.

Tuesday, December 23, 2003

Gonzaga won't recognize anti-abortion club

This article highlights why I dump on the Jesuits.

Net map services spark stalking fears

Can't say this didn't come to mind when viewing an aerial photograph of my house on Mapquest.

U.S. Reports First Case of Mad Cow Disease

Somehow, PETA and their ilk will blame this on Atkins dieters.

Burning Bush

A Federal Case for a Teenager: Family Sees Tie to Ex-President

Dean Rebuked for Statement Implying Brother Served in Military

This NYT story shows Dr. No with egg on his face.

Show asks: 'Can YOU Be a Pornstar?'

Can I tell ya...this is sad. What a stunning lack of dignity some people have.

Most overpaid jobs

I'm not on here, believe me. #6, btw, is absolutely true.

A Mary for all

As Christmas nears, another article on the Blessed Mother, this time in a noted international monetary publication.

Monday, December 22, 2003

Scottish cardinal says British obsessed with sex

It's not just the Brits, you know.

Kwanzaa is a made-up holiday

Devised by a convicted felon, black militant Ron Karenga, Kwanzaa is a hodgepodge of African symbolism, designed to say "this is our eight day holiday, not yours you white devil". Don't tell that to AOL! Apprently, Time Warner stock holders don't take kindly to being dissed...they must celebrate Kwanzaa or something.

Heresy, Pt. 2

Another, more detailed link to the story below.

Priests could face trial for heresy

Well, somebody in the Anglican Communion has grown a set of testicles and isn't afraid to use them. And no, I'm not talking about Gene Robinson.

Vatican fine-tunes details of the Mass

On the other end of the spectrum, look for the lay minister to break the second commandment when he was informed that he was not on the same level as the priest. When will these egotistical liberals ever learn?

I like this quote:

'The Rev. Daniel Mackle, head of the archdiocesan Office for Worship, praised the guidelines as necessary...For example, he said, priests should not be strolling about the church during their homilies, 'microphone in hand like they're Johnny Carson.'"

Bwah-ha-ha-ha! What he probably wanted to sau was "priests should not be strolling about the church during their homilies, microphone in hand like they're like some white-haired polyester-suit wearing evangelical preacher." At least, that's what I want him to say!

In another diocese, the liberal infection has taken hold:

While some members of St. Vincent's have welcomed the return to strict practice, or orthopraxy...A few even wept when the parish made the changes.

Yes, God forbid we return to subserviance before the Lord.

About 25 members of the parish have begun protesting the Vatican's changes by wrapping purple stoles, or scarves, at the base of the sanctuary cross after communion.

For three years, feminists at St. Vincent's had been wearing the stoles to Mass as symbols of mourning for "the loss of the gift of women" in the Catholic Church, parishioner Pat Imms explained recently.


Yes, the unpreceedented reverence the Church gives to the Blessed Mother is so slight. DENSE WOMEN!

Support for women's ordination runs high at St. Vincent's, and many parishioners viewed female participation in the priestly gestures as powerful symbols of women's inclusion in Catholicism's supreme rite.

GROAN...

Latin Mass attracting a younger generation of parishioners

This is by far one of the best articles on the resurgence of the traditional Latin Mass that I have read in quite a long time. It focuses on the congregation and why some Catholics, particularly young ones, are embracing not only the time-honored style of worship but also devotions, the Rosary and other traditions of the Church. Among my favorite quotes from the article (with my comments in parentheses):

'Many of the young newcomers were restless Catholics who have found in the Latin Mass something tried and proven. “There’s a sense that the whole has been refined over centuries,” said 36-year-old Ron Weber, a Chesapeake resident who grew up going to English-only Masses.' (Tradition is what the Catholic Church is all about. Breaking tradition is what self-centered liberalism is all about.)

'For the younger generation, which rarely experienced the traditions while growing up, the old practices can serve as a new way of connecting with the divine. “They enable people to pray in a certain way that helps their faith,” said the Rev. James Martin, who has written about the trend as associate editor of America, a Jesuit magazine. ' (Wow! A Jesuit is saying that! And it's not a bunch of obscure and vague academic crap!)

'Most typical was Leanne Smith’s view that the Latin Mass demands more reverence than is usually found at the standard worship service.' (Amen!)

'Smith, 35, said she skipped from one church to another before stumbling upon a Latin service in Northern Virginia five years ago. “It opened my eyes,” she said. “This is what our Lord, the apostles, have passed down.”' (And for those who say that's impossible, then what's this book that protestants are so enamored with? Wasn't that passed down? Of course it was, because it was and still is part of Catholic tradition. Protestants follow the book; Catholicism IS the book, living and breathing today not in the written word but in action.)

'Compared to the old rite, some younger members said, the contemporary Mass is too unpredictable and too much like Protestant services.' (Ed. Note: RIGHT! DING DING DING!)

'On the one hand, you have people, mostly liberals, who say, 'It’s baloney and superstitious,’ and you have other people who say, 'You’re not a real Catholic if you don’t pray the rosary,’ ’’ he said. Martin said the old traditions will continue to find young adherents.'

'“The most salient part is that for many young Catholics, these devotions and things like the Latin Mass are just sort of exotic, sensual, mysterious, very other, so it sort of fascinates them,” Martin said.' (It's like discovering truth.)

'Additionally, he said, younger Catholics are less likely to be biased against traditional practices they haven’t experienced than some older Catholics who remain glad to be rid of ways that they found stifling or outmoded.' (Yes, because unlike liberals who cling to the intellectual rot that is postmodernism, we see things as they are in reality, in actual fact, as opposed to deconstructed and recontextualized settings in one's own mind.)

'Some research indicates young Catholics are more conservative than their parents as well.' (yes, because we are not hung up on anti-clericalism like our supposedly more enlightened elders.

But Cummings said the old practices also appeal to some within the younger generation who are struggling to find ways of defining and demonstrating their Catholic identity.

“The Latin Mass would be one way to proclaim one’s self as distinctly Catholic,” she said. ' (Just as yours truly has done. I haven't stopped going to English masses, but Sundays are mostly Latin. While both masses are valid, the Latin Mass connects me as a Disciple of Christ in a way I have never felt before.)

I urge you to read the text for yourself, and just as strongly I urge you to attend a Latin mass which is diocesan-sanctioned.

The blonde who snared Saddam

An interesting tidbit. Our intelligence discovered Sadaam's bleach-blone wife living in Lebanon. According to the article, "They discovered that the Lebanese Government had given her and Ali Lebanese passports and new identities."

Recall the words of President Bush: "you are either with us or you are with the terrorists." With Libya out of the way, it may be time to let Lebanon know how displeased we are with this development. After all, hundreds of American soldiers lost their lives protecting that God-forsaken country, so this move is hardly gratitude. Besides, Hamas actually holds elective office in the Lebanese parliament, which should be enough for us to make trouble for them.

Robert Novak: The Dean dilemma:

"Howard Dean is close to clinching the nomination. The question is not merely whether he can be stopped but also whether he should be stopped."

GOP response: Noooooooo, baby! Let this train pick up steam, then it can crash head on into a wall as big as...well as big as Texas (ha-ha)!

This man's ego - "after all, I am a medical doctor" - will be his undoing. It will be fun to watch.

Florida Homeowners Group Tells Woman To Remove Virgin Mary

This would never happen in Louisiana! I hope some good Catholic lawyer will give a gift of pro-bono representation to this 80-year-old lady with a devotion to the Blessed Mother. (Talk about brownie points.)

Ridge Puts U.S. on High Alert

As terrible as it is to hear this during the holidays, I'm glad Tom Ridge did this. Yes, we're all getting indigestion and looking over our shoulders, but by putting the heat on and increasing awareness, he stands a good chance of scaring off an attacker. Let us pray that this is the case.

Power fully restored in San Francisco after major blackout

Normally, the birth rate in a city rises nine months after a blackout. Not to be crass but given that this one was in San Fran, somehow I don't see that happening. Not that there wasn't boot-knocking, or should I say booty...you get the idea.

Of course, knowing those lefties, they probably didn't have sex opting to meditate and levitate, hang out on the street and drink lentil tea with wheatgrass, protest Bush (he HAD to be responsible for this inconvenience), etc. I know they didn't barbeque because grilled tofu gets all runny. Freaks and trolls!

MEOW! HISS!

Okay, forget the calendars, THIS is what I want to see: Catfight between Cindy Margolis and Tara Reid

Sexy Calendars

The Netscape FeedRoom has a feature from NYC's WB11 on Sexy 2004 calendars. Frankly, I'm disappointed that nearly every woman profiled, stunningly gorgeous and scantily clad that they are, is not from the United States. Brian Wilson was right when he wrote "I can't wait to get back to the States/back to the cutest girls in the world". Scandinavian beauties are wonderful, don't get me wrong, but let's see the home team strut their stuff!

Sunday, December 21, 2003

Vatican Backs Off Saddam Comment

I told you this would happen!

Such is Life

Speaking of Time magazine, it sucks royally that a classic magazine like LIFE is no more. The whole art of photojournalism has almost been pushed undeground; I can't think of any publication that does anything near to what LIFE did. A favorite example of mine is from 1996 The Mystery of Mary. Enjoy the flashback.

A Killer from Miller!

From 10 Questions For Dennis Miller: in the recent TIME mag: "I was saying to liberal America, 'Well, what are you offering?' And they said, 'Well, we're not going to protect you, and we want some more money.' That didn't interest me."

Priceless!

Diary of a Dean-o-Phobe

Last week, Howard Dean pooh-poohed centrism, even calling out Bill Clinton by name. The folks at the New Republic, who are solid citizens of the centrist community, are beginning to destroy Howard Dean in a blog specifically designed for that purpose. Witness:

"...newspaper reports have chronicled, Dean governed Vermont as a centrist. From this premise, Dean backers proceed to argue that, while he has veered to the left during the Democratic primary, his substanive record and positions would let him veer back to the center after securing the nomination.

This argument is misguided for a number of reasons...For now let's take just one reason: taxes. Dean proposes to repeal the entire Bush tax cut...politically it's death. The Republican strategy for years has been to pair giant tax cuts for the rich with small tax cuts for the middle class. The idea is to tie the middle class together with the well-to-do...By proposing to repeal the entire tax cut, Dean would play right into Bush's hands. Republicans could claim, truthfully, that he wants to raise taxes on the middle class. Dean would be doing exactly what Bush would like him to do--put the middle class back in the same boat as the rich."

I don't see the melding of the two classes as a strategy as much as it is a tactical reality -- reducing taxes on those who pay the most frees up more money and allows them to spend on anything they want and getting that money into the market (think Paris Hilton with no limit on mommy's credit card...wait, that situation probably already exists but I digress). Still, we who aren't super-rich hate taxes too and now you know why the White House wants Dean as the Dem nominee. The gun that he totes is aimed at his head.

Today's Gospel:

It was so nice that I had to share. Lk 1:39-45 means that Christmas is almost here!

"Mary set out and traveled to the hill country in haste
to a town of Judah, where she entered the house of Zechariah and greeted Elizabeth. When Elizabeth heard Mary's greeting, the infant leaped in her womb, and Elizabeth, filled with the Holy Spirit, cried out in a loud voice and said, 'Blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb. And how does this happen to me, that the mother of my Lord should come to me? For at the moment the sound of your greeting reached my ears, the infant in my womb leaped for joy. Blessed are you who believed that what was spoken to you by the Lord would be fulfilled.'"

VHS May Go the Way of Beta, Vinyl in 2004

Saw this coming. Definitely.

"The emergence this holiday season of affordable DVD recorders presages the imminent demise of the VHS format, analysts have told Video Store magazine. Already DVD accounts for 87 percent of all home-video sales and 64 percent of all rentals, the trade publication reported, with DVD sales up 42 percent and VHS sales down 50 percent in the fourth quarter versus the comparable period in 2002. Artisan Home Entertainment President Steve Beeks said that sometime early next year, the company will begin releasing new titles on DVD alone and he predicted that other companies will do the same. 'It's effectively reached the point where, except for family and fitness, it's a DVD market,' he said. "

Movie 'King' Rings Up $34.1 Million on First Day; ADL Backs Off 'Passion' Criticism

Two films of importance to Catholics getting good press. One happens to be the most popular movie on God's green Earth, the other features the savior in a central role. I knew when Il Papa said "it is how it was" that the chourus of "anti-semitism" would quiet down.

Mac Eye for the Windows Guy

If I'm straight and use an Apple computer, does that make me a "Mac-rosexual"?

U.S. Raises Terror Alert to 'High'

"Information indicates that extremists abroad are anticipating near-term attacks that they believe will rival or exceed the scope and impact of those we experienced in New York, at the Pentagon, and in Pennsylvania more than two years ago," Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge said in a statement released before his news conference on the announcement.

Opposition To Gay Marriage Grows

Americans are by nature a fair-minded bunch of folks. We don't think its right for people who are minding their own business to be subjected to any intrusiveness from the federal, state or local government, or harassment at the hand of drooling predatory mobs. All humans are entitled to a certain dignity.

Yet there comes a point when Americans will begin to become sick of somebody causing a unnecessary ruckus. The public is reaching that point on the issue of gay marriage and civil unions. To many, marriage is a sacrament, a covenant, a holy thing. Just because some heterosexuals have chosen to ignore the sacredness of the institution through adulterous acts and ramapant divorce does not mean that it is somehow now right for two people of the same sex to engage in "marriage." And to be told that we have to except it or be labeled intolerant is downright insulting to the charity of the American people. Besides, it's not like we're happy about the 50% divorce rate.

I could go on and on about how the gay lobby is so far afield on this issue. I've mentioned this before, but in a 1981 study by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, AIDS patients aged 35 years had an average of 60 sex partners each year. That's roughly 1,000 lifetime partners. In 1994, the figure had dwindled to an average of 400 among all gay men regardless of HIV status. According to Northwestern University academic J. Michael Bailey in his recent tome The Man Who Would Be Queen: The Science of Gender-Bending and Transsexualism by Northwestern University:

"Gay men are less likely to enter meaningful sexual relationships. Surveys have found approximately 30 to 50 percent of gay men to be attached at any one time, compared to approximately 75 percent of lesbians and even higher percentages of heterosexuals. Social conservatives have taken facts like these as evidence for the decadent and perverse nature of gay men. I think they're wrong. Gay men who are promiscuous are expressing an essentially masculine trait. They are doing what most heterosexual men would do if they could. They are in this way just like heterosexual men, except that they don't have women to constrain them."

Guys, we all know what power the male sex drive holds over us. Marriage for gay men on the seems at best unpragmatic and at worst a meaningless joke. Without embracing a morality which keeps that thing in the pants, a piece of paper is a poor chastity belt.

Time Person of Year: The American soldier

If it were up to me, George W. Bush would be Man of the Year every year of his presidency (imagine: eight years in a row!) Yet our American soldiers deserve credit for doing an unbelieveable job in an incredibly hostile environment. Soldiers aren't mythic warriors and they aren't automatically heroes either, but they are everyday Americans who volunteered their services to express their patriotism in a very outward way. Let's raise a glass for these folks this holiday season and thank them for their sacrifices.

New Orleans marks Louisiana Purchase anniversary

Some guys in tights and makeup near the French Quarter...big deal!

Gore’s son arrested for marijuana possession

Alright my fellow Rabid Republicans...lay off. Normally I'm with you - I certainly was when Howard Dean's kid was arrested for B&E, a crime for which there seems to be no logical excuse - but not this time. The main reason why is that young Gore's life can only be described as strained. He was nearly killed in a particularly nasty car accident back in 1989 at the age of seven. He's had to see his dad lose the Presidential election but win the popular vote, compromise his political standards time and time again to remain popular in Democrat circles (pro-life in 1977, endorsing Howard Dean in 2003), and be branded a tall-tale-teller. Gore III didn't want any of this crap. This young man needs not the rod of ridicule but the rule of law. That and some quality time in analysis. Let's be charitable and compassionate - something those Democrats rarely find the ability to do with one of us - and add a the Gores to our prayer rolls this holiday season.