"Living well is the best revenge." --George Herbert

Saturday, August 16, 2003

Ju-ba! Ju-ba!

Juba Diez is one of the all time greats of Louisiana politics. Once a member of the old school, he has done much to facilitate Ascension Parish's tremendous growth in the past few years. (Not as much as Judge John Parker, but I digress.)

Yesterday, Juba switched sides and became a Republican. His son John, who works in Washington for the RNC, must be overjoyed. Juba has always been a conservative, pro-business and pro-tort reform. His campaign slogan years ago was "Just Say No To Trial Lawyers." I concur wholeheartedly!

Welcome to the Party, Juba. Now let's win re-election!

The Spirit of Healing

Dan Kyle's entrance into the Insurance Comissioner's race was facilitated by Tony Perkins's exit.

Don't get me wrong. Tony Perkins and I are on the same page with regards to a lot of things, no more so than on economic issues. Like Gary Beard and Mike Futrell, Perkins is a "tooth fairy" (Foster's terminology) because he believes in less wasteful spending. Even though he and the Gov have made peace, I hope he still wears that badge proudly.

Yet Tony's exit from the political stage is a positive step. He was Woody Jenkins's clone, and had a rabid following among hardcore evangelical protestants, family values groups and pro-lifers - a colleaague of his calls these folks "Perkinites". Like Woody, he's deep in the Amway bag. Too often, his fervent beliefs led him down the path of self-righteousness and arrogance, making bad decisions along his journey. Sadly, he was most often the single most divisive force in Baton Rouge and statewide Republican politics, and the quickest to embrace negative campaigning without regard to Ronald Reagan's 11th Commandment. What's even more sad is of all the politicians out there, he didn't have to stoop to that level because of the genuine affection his supporters felt for him.

I'm hopeful his recent trouncing in the Senate race, his falling out with longtime consultant Rhett Davis, his forced exodus from the State Treasurer's race, and his "renewal" by his former foe Mike Foster have humbled him.

Bravo Dr. Kyle

Dan Kyle is a straight up guy. He doesn't take any crap. I don't know if he is more honest than he is earnest or vice versa. Now that he is out of the Governor's race and running for Insuranace Commissioner, I can vote for him and Hunt Downer. Dr. Kyle will bring order to that department.

Click here for the Advocate's take on Dr. Kyle's decision.

Downer wins GOP Straw Poll

Delegates to the LAGOP's Stampede To Victory in New Orleans have selected Hunt Downer as their choice to lead Louisiana by a 2 to 1 margin over the next candidate, Bobby Jindal. Yours truly was among the delegates supporting the former Speaker of the House from Houma. I've been involved with the Downer campaign since before the beginning and I can tell you that this is the guy with the determination and expertise to be a better governor than our current one (although that wouldn't be difficult.)

You know I'm a straight shooter and I don't throw endorsements around easily. I'm not currently collecting a regular paycheck from any of Hunt Downer's organizations, but I have in the past. Yet those who know me are aware of my scruples; I can't work for just anybody.

Learn more about Hunt here. The more you look, the more you'll like.

Thursday, August 14, 2003

Residuals for Guy Cabellero

SCTV is coming to DVD!

How Catholicism Created Capitalism

Here's one for you Libertarians and Republicans like myself. A great article from Michael Novak: How Catholicism Created Capitalism

Hail Mary

For Catholics, Friday is a Holy Day of Obligation. It's the Feast of the Assumption of Mary into Heaven. This afternoon, I attended the vigil mass today at St. Agnes Church in Baton Rouge. It was in Latin, which is always beautiful.

Msgr. Berggreen mentioned during his homily that the idea of the Blessed Mother going to heaven body and soul has only come in to doubt since the Protestant reformation. For 1500 years, it was absolute truth. A shame considering all Christians believe Mary was the mother of Jesus. We pray that situation can be rectified one day.

The readings for the Mass are here.

Lights Out NYC

Whose idea was it to set up the power grid like a rack of dominoes, or a string of christmas lights? In radio and TV, the best engineers work with multiple sets of equipment. They know that redundanacy is your friend. If anything bears re-examination after 9/11, it is this.

Even the !@#$ cell phones are down. Thank goodness for pay phones. Perhaps the plan to remove these "antiques" from service is misguided.

This is just wrong

Cloning Yields Human-Rabbit Hybrid Embryo

Monday, August 11, 2003

Feds Pressure Annan To Dump Machine Guns

A supposedly peace-loving organization has a stockpile of automatic weapons at its headquarters in NYC. Could it be any indcation of the numerous thug nations that serve on the so-called Security Council?

Headway

Fox News Channel is trying to penetrate CNN strongholds namely hotels and airports. Give 'em hell Roger!

Wonder what the DVD is made out of

A Chuck Heston classic, Soylent Green is out on DVD.

In cade you didn't know: IT'S PEEEEEEEEEEPLLLLLLLLLE!

The Al Franken decade is long over

Fox News is suing 'humorist' Al Franken over the use of the term 'fair and balanced.' You know the guy: Stuart Smalley. The viewing public ought to complain about the use of the term 'humorist.' Will Rogers was a humorist' AL Franken is a has-been writer from a mid-to-late-1970's comedy variety show, whose 'credits' include One More Saturday Night and Stuart Saves His Family.

This is the same Al Franken who once wrote a sketch on SNL where this line was considered funny:

"I'm Al and He's Tom and we're calling for the violent overthrow of the United States government! Thank you, thank you very much!"

Oh yeah, Al. What a riot. As funny as one of those cheerleaders or Roxbury guys sketches for the umpteenth time.

Mother's Going To Help You Build a Wall

The President is wrong: Israel's new wall is a good idea. These two groups will never get along. The wall is a deterrent to terrorist violence.

Hey, I'm a fan of gated communities. If you weren't invited you're not welcome.

Spitballs on the camera

Biloxi has installed Webcams in school classrooms.

Privacy advocates, of course, raise the spector of suveillance. Frankly, students have no rights except the right to shut up and learn. As for teachers being recorded, which the NEA has squawked about, there's not enough hard drive space to record every lecture of every teacher. Besides, couldn't school officials monitor the teachers in person? This is a non-issue for attentive students and prepared teachers.

Privatize the Beeb

Turnabout is fair play: if the Scotsman can sound off on California, Nation Review can comment on the UK.

NR's frequent bouts with acute Anglophilia can be tiresome but this one's a doozy: Privatizing the BBC.

Tony Blair, get Lowry Mays on the phone! He'll fire all those liberal employees and replace 'em with a big ass mainframe! Only this one won't have a lone star painted on it, it'll have a Union Jack.

Seriously, there is no reason for the British government to continue subsidizing it's broadcast operations. The BBC is a patrician relic of an empire where the sun now actually sets.

Besides, I have always been wary of Americans who readily admit they watch the BBC's news coverage - Isn't NPR openly leftist enough?!

Schwarzenegger Opposed Immigrant Services (washingtonpost.com)

The more I look, the more I like.

Californian election set to descend into high farce

The Scotsman has an apt take on the California election.

One candidate is a 100 year old sponsored by a 99 cent store chain to gin up publicity. Another is a porn actress, and we know what she's after. And the presence of Gary Coleman speaks for itself (one wonders if he had to visit the pawn shop to obtain money for the qualifying fee.)

This is an election, not a radio station contest, but you wouldn't know if from the 100 nut jobs on the ballot. Who else is on there - A midget? A bearded lady? Elvira? I'm sure there's a cross dresser or two lurking around.

Some will say this is great and ridiculously hail it as democracy in action. Many people need reminding that America is a representive democracy, not a mob-ruled free for all. We do not and never have elected our President. These shenanigans can only serve to make Gray Davis look better, and that's a bad thing.

Worse: some stupid people will actually vote for these fringe candidates. I'm not saying that the republic is too important to be affected by the whims of the great unwashed - but I wish I had. Folks like David Duke on one hand and the congressional black caucus on the other can get elected to office with fervent support. Many shysters, like a certain defrocked preacher here in Baton Rouge, actually come within a hair of winning. Many voters are ill-informed to make a proper choice. Sometimes, I personally wish those who are ignorant of what they are voting for would stay home rather than cast their vote for someone an informed person would shun.

Regardless of what stupid people do, California must reform it's recall laws, not to make it tougher to recall a Governor but to make the whole process more respectable. The irony of all of this: in this case, respectability looks a whole lot like a regular election with party primaries.

Democrats Unlikely To Retake House

Anyone who says newspapers don't print good news needs to read this article.

*snicker*

Post: U.S. Fines Woman for Being 'Human Shield'

This 'Human Shield' (washingtonpost.com) shouldn't be fined, she should be in jail already.

They're Having a Heatwave

Seems France is having energy problems thanks to the simmering heat gripping Europe, especially with their nuclear power plants. Get ready for the screams and cries for us to come to the aid of France, not to mention the protests from Greens that nuclear energy isn't safe.

The thought of a nation of attitudinal, Jerry Lewis-loving M. Hulots having nuclear power should frighten the civilized world.

Boundaries are good

Today's reading, which can be heard in Masses across the world, has Moses (still played by Chuck Heston in the minds of most folks) prefacing the revelation of the Ten Commandments with these words:

Moses said to the people:
"And now, Israel, what does the LORD, your God, ask of you but to fear the LORD, your God, and follow his ways exactly, to love and serve the LORD, your God, with all your heart and all your soul, to keep the commandments and statutes of the LORD, which I enjoin on you today for your own good?"
(Dt 10:12-22)

To which the Episcopalian Bishops responded by issuing a press release about "nonjudgmentalism" and "inclusion."

Where's the depth?

Once again, An editorial in the Wall Street Journal provides the best take on the recent unpleasantness in the Episcopal Church.

Not to sound like Bill O'Reilly, but I know "spin" when I hear it, and there's something inherently wrong about members of the clergy speaking in soundbites as oppossed to citing scripture in defense of their position. There was little theological depth to the majority of the remarks put forth by the loving, caring, nurturing Bishops in the past week, which begs the question: if as an ordained priest you are an expert on theological matters and sacred scripture, why are you not utilizing this wellspring of knowledge to express your point of view? The Journal makes the point eloquently that the Bishops have given in to secular humanism on this one.

Sunday, August 10, 2003

Is the Blogosphere closer to Heaven or the other place?

Faith Crisis in Blogosphere is a sure sign that the blogging community's presence is being felt everywhere, including among the faithful. In it, Andrew Sullivan's comments on the Vatican's recent denouncement of same sex unions are analyzed within a mainstream Catholic context. Ultimately, Sullivan responds, which is remarkable considering he is on hiatus and this article has not (yet) been reflected in his own blog. In his comments, he affirms his faith. As a fan of his unique blend of conservatism, I am pleased to see that he appears to be reconciling the church's "hardline" stance to his own life.

Heartland Hardcore

A story that reads like the plot of the 1979 George C. Scott movie Hardcore, that will break your heart. A choice quote:

"Potentially good sex is a small price to pay for the freedom to spend
money on what I want," says 17-year-old Stacey [not her real name], who liked
to hang out after school at the Mall of America, Minnesota's vast shopping
megaplex, Newsweek reports. After being approached last summer by a man who
told her how pretty she was, and asked if he could buy her some clothes,
Stacey agreed and went home that night with a $250 outfit."

We must teach our youth about dignity, and very soon.

The Double Standard in Action with the Last Action Hero

Matt Drudge has an slammin' story that will amount to nothing. Seems the spokesman for the California Democrat Party says Arnold will face "real bullets" during the camapign.

Had a Republican said this about Gray Davis, I could only imagine the howls of protest and the references to fallen liberals.

Trying Something New

After much deliberation, I have decided to switch my service to Blogger. Although I had used and was quite impressed with iBlog, I need to be able to edit and publish on the fly. Let me give one more plug to iBlog's parent company, www.lifli.com who were and are super.

That being said, I hope to have a new look to this site soon, as well as more frequent posts. The old blog will be kept and can be viewed here: http://www.darrengauthier.com/B1626545849/index.html.